Dream Journal #2

I can’t really remember the dream I had last night clearly. All that I can remember is that I was lost in a vast, cold sea, with large pieces of ice here and there. Beforehand, I remember, I was invited by some guys to catch butterfly. And at the end, I lost my backpack and almost cried. It was all very weird.

I have joined The Church of Google

I am now a disciple of the ways of Googlism. I have joined it partly because of the proof that Google is the closest to a deity that humankind can scientifically prove, and partly for the lulz. I recommend you to join The Church of Google, it is a very eye-opening experience. Let us close in prayer.

Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from Trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

A crime created Superman

This is utterly shocking. It has long been thought that the creators of Superman did it to attract girls and get fame, but apparently the true story is very, very different. More information can be found here.

Google Maps spots a Missile!!!

Well, at least it looks like a Missile. Original link here.

OMGWTFBBQ

Dream Journal #1

I have decided to keep a dream journal to aid me in my quest to lucid dream, and I thought, hey, it would be cool if I could let the rest of the world know my weird dreams, so from now on, I am going to post my dreams on WordPress. This is the record of my first dream, and I know it’s weird, but most of the dreams I have are weird anyway.

My dream starts with a PE lesson, with Mr Tahir as my teacher. He is my PE teacher currently at my school. Then, for a reason I cannot remember, I decided to go with him to his computer nearby, in a house on a hill (our PE lesson was on the hill) and he registered on a website to learn witchcraft. I remember he was ticking boxes on the website, and I was overjoyed and I tried to remember the URL. I remember also, that his wife was in the house. Soon after that, I realised that there was no one in the house or outside the hill in my class, and PE lesson has ended already! I knew that I had to rush back to my class for an event that I cannot remember. I ran down the hill, and soon I found people in uniforms vaguely resembling my previous primary school. I asked them whether they were from my primary school, but they denied the claim, and I realised that it was true. But soon after that, I found people in my previous primary school’s uniform, and this time I was certain. I could not chat with them for long though, as I had to rush back to my class. Outside my class, a teacher hurried me in and I saw that the teacher in the class was the science and maths teacher of my previous primary school. I went into the class, and found that it was covered in slime, the type of slime in Doom, where you would lose health if you stepped upon it. So I threaded upon it carefully, but I found I lost no health. I sat in front of the teacher, on one of the slime covered stones protruding from the slime, but my teacher told me to sit at a stone further away. Then, for a reason I cannot remember, he reprimanded me and I had to go out of the class, and very quickly I was at the hill again (perhaps I was teleported?) and so I ran down, and back to my class. But there was no one here at all, apart from the teacher. I sat in front of the teacher, but I started losing health, and so I sat at a place further away, but I still lost health! I ran out of the class through the front opening of which I never ran out before, and I found there was a cliff outside, with two health, of the Mario type, except it was 3D. Some of my friends were out here too. I got both the health, and that was where my dream ended.

The Internet’s Biggest Security Hole Revealed

A security hole has been found that could shock the very foundations of teh internet. Apparently, this hole can do a lot of crazy shit, like eavesdropping and killing the internet in 30 minutes. More information can be found here.

Kissing Hank’s Ass

This is a very funny video showing the parallels of religion and kissing Frank’s ass.

Debate Forums

I have found a very interesting forum for debating. It is a very nice refuge away from all the usual unintellectual forum ranting, as much of the community is made of people who can make interesting and insightful arguments, that can seriously make one think. I am currently viewing a thread discussing the existence of God, and am enjoying every post of it.

Debate Forums

Great place to learn Perl

Perl Monks is a very good site for learning THE best coding language EVER. (well, in my opinion, anyway) The community is friendly, the code is fresh, and overall the site is awesome.

Perl Monks

Why Atheism?

Damn, this kid is in high school, and he makes some pretty kewl comments and insight into atheism. Check out his video, and you will shit your pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DViMYE4lwQQ